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hahaha
elskan, padliśmy razem z J. :)

A ja najpierw przeczytalam tekst i 'inteligentnie' rozmyslalam przez sekundke: o co chodzi ;), dopoki nie spojrzalam na rysunek :D i tez padlam :D.

One of those to cute not to pass on. Enjoy :)

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on beds next to each other, waiting outside the Operating Room. The first kid leans over and asks, 'What are you in here for?'

The second kid says, 'I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous.'

The first kid says, 'You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of jello and ice cream. It's a breeze.'

The second kid then asks, 'What are you in here for?

The first kid says, 'A circumcision.'

And the second kid says, 'Whoa, good luck with that one, buddy! I had that done when I was BORN ... Couldn't walk for a year.'

yesterday my husband was changing the baby and I hear, his voice full of joy, "green! my favourite colour!" :D

and today, he puts her into a baby swing, attaches the singing toys and starts naming them: a yellow duck, a green frog, and this is an orange snail - he must be Dutch :D

Children Are Quick:

TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
______________________________ ______

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
______________________________ ____________
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
______________________________ ______________
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
______________________________ ____
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have
ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
______________________________ ____________
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
______________________________ _________
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
______________________________
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as
your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

______________________________ ____
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people
are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

BTW czy wy tez w tym wątku na poczatku widzicie posty w których zupełnie nic nie ma??

ta, pewnie tam jakies zdjecia byly, ktorych juz nie ma na tym serwerze.