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What's the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need ... A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?
He's breathing.

How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares?

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
No one knows ... it's never been done.

What is a man's idea of helping you with housework?
Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up.