Two nuns are riding on their bikes across an old Italian town.
"Hmmm... Strange," says the first nun, "I've never come this way before..."
"Shhh!" the other nun is blushing, "it's the cobblestones."
Three nuns are working in the office of a local priest.
The first nun says, "When I was looking for something in Father's office last week, and I saw a whole pile of porn magazines in the filing cabinet."
"So what did you do with them?" the other nuns ask.
"Of course, I threw them all out," she answers
The nuns nod their heads in agreement.
The second nun says, "When I was in Father's office looking for something, I accidentally found a box of condoms in his desk drawer."
"Wow! What did you do with them?" the nuns ask.
"I punched tiny little holes in them with a needle," she answers.
The third nun just fainted.