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Judyta 23-09-2010 23:26

the official language of European Union :D
 
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in t he sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where! more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as
replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

grassolusi 23-09-2010 23:33

Odp: the official language of European Union :D
 
matko z córką :D

Aniutka 23-09-2010 23:51

Odp: the official language of European Union :D
 
hahaha dobre

Magi 23-09-2010 23:55

Odp: the official language of European Union :D
 
o w dusze hahaha

Fati 23-09-2010 23:58

Odp: the official language of European Union :D
 
hahaha nie moge sie przestac smiac... hahaha
siwetny ten tekst

eszkoula 24-09-2010 00:08

Odp: the official language of European Union :D
 
cudo.
rozeslalam po znajomych.

hahahahahahaha

Magbetka 24-09-2010 00:24

Odp: the official language of European Union :D
 
pff ;) hahaha hahaha

dora2 24-09-2010 00:49

Odp: the official language of European Union :D
 
hahahahahahahahaha buehehehehehehe
padlam i nie wstane hahaha

rozsylam oczywiscie. swietne.

latouche 24-09-2010 01:00

Odp: the official language of European Union :D
 
hahaha bossskie!

magdalenamm 24-09-2010 19:57

Odp: the official language of European Union :D
 
he he he zaje.biste
oczywiście tez rozsyłam :D

amapola 24-09-2010 22:30

Odp: the official language of European Union :D
 
don't tel me yu never saw it befor! it's soooo old :)

korn.ik 24-09-2010 22:37

Odp: the official language of European Union :D
 
Cytat:

Napisał Judyta (Post 224282)
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

:D :D

Jak to już czytałam to pomyślałam, że to brzmi jak angielski z niemieckim akcentem. :D dobre

Kantara 24-09-2010 23:32

Odp: the official language of European Union :D
 
hahaahahahah no nie mogę! Rozsyłam oczywiście!

dorotea 29-09-2010 15:32

Odp: the official language of European Union :D
 
hahaha super!


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