subservient chicken ;)
 

subservient chicken - give him commands in English (jump, sing, dance, whatever) and enjoy a creature actually obey you :D

see what happens when you ask him to get naked :P

Odp: subservient chicken ;)
 

ask him to fly - thats funny :D Or to lay an egg :P
When you ask it to make fire though it starts rolling over :/(

Odp: subservient chicken ;)
 

have you tried asking him to play dead? :P

Odp: subservient chicken ;)
 

no but i have asked it to do loads of nasty stuff :P

Odp: subservient chicken ;)
 

you're soooo nasty :P

Odp: subservient chicken ;)
 

hi hi hi :D Devil :P (or satan, satan is my brrrrrrrrrrotherrrr to put it in my dad's words - shame you can't see the devil sparkle in my eyes :D)

Odp: subservient chicken ;)
 

I can just picture it in my head - should that vision make me laugh? :P

Odp: subservient chicken ;)
 

it's a nice job :D

Odp: subservient chicken ;)
 

not at all. It should give you nightmares and make you scared to death :D

Odp: subservient chicken ;)
 

uuu, as wise man said: scary-o in stereo ;)