Odp: A few jokes to make your day !
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen
mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four-hour,
surgical procedure.
A young student nurse appears equipped to give him a partial sponge bath.
Nurse', she hears from behind the mask, 'Are my testicles black?
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know,Sir.
I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.'
He struggles to speak with the mask on, and she hears:
'Please, Nurse, are my testicles black?'
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry,
she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other,
lifting and moving them around.Then, she takes a close look and finally says,
'There's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely......
'A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - back?
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