three wishes
> >>>A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
> >>>She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
> >>>The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
> >>>The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
> >>>Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"
> >>>The woman said, "That's okay."
> >>>For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
> >>>The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".
> >>>The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."
> >>>So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
> >>>For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
> >>>The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world.
> >>>And he will be ten times richer than you."
> >>>The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
> >>>So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
> >>>The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
> >>>Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
> >>>Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
> >>>Male readers: Please scroll down.
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> >>>The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife ..
> >>>Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.
> >>>Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
> >>>PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! [/hide:11056d2cde]
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