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A Canadian is seeking to join the RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police)

The Sergeant doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted."


Then, sliding a pistol across the desk, he says: "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal immigrants, six drug dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit."


"Why the rabbit?"


"Great attitude," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"
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