I already mentioned it in some other topic: I read somewhere about Indians in the 80-ies coming to Poland... In times there was nothing in the shops, difficult to buy any food and so on...
So those Indian students are exchanging their observations about POland, complaining it is not easy to find vegetarian food... And one of the boys states: these Poles are eating lots of meat... they even eat elephants!
?????????
Well, you know in Polish
baran (ram) -
baranina,
ciele (veal) -
cielecina,
jagnie (lamb) -
jagniecina... and finally
slon (elephant) -
slonina 
Slonina in Polish is
lard. ehehe It has nothing to do with elephant whatsoever
Poor Indian boys
