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stare 26-10-2007, 13:34   #10
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Domyślnie three wishes

> >>>A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

> >>>She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

> >>>The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

> >>>The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

> >>>Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"

> >>>The woman said, "That's okay."

> >>>For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

> >>>The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".

> >>>The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."

> >>>So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

> >>>For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

> >>>The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world.

> >>>And he will be ten times richer than you."

> >>>The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

> >>>So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

> >>>The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

> >>>Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

> >>>Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

> >>>Male readers: Please scroll down.






















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> >>>The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife ..

> >>>Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.

> >>>Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

> >>>PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! [/hide:11056d2cde]
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